Hey, It coulda been a Rav4

Step 3: Save money and not time by taking flights that include stops. Ugh, 3 hours of sleep, 12 hours of travel time, a terrible cold, almost-missed flights, and...what? a PT Cruiser? I'm finally in sunny SoCal and I am pretending that I have more purpose and money than I actually do, and I am being sent off sniffling and exhausted in a PT Cruiser? But, what about my Mercedes, my Mini, my Mustang? I am, after all, near Hollywood and the beach and rich middle-aged men in crisis'. I thought for sure I could live out my movie star dreams in style. But, like I said, it coulda been a Rav4. This is my reconciliation with the Car Rentalship (as opposed to a dealership :-). I guess it does serve for poetic justice...and, to be fair, I never had any movie star dreams anyway.